What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But this is not

I don't like religions.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

You shall not bear false witness.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?